| Last Revised on
May 9, 2004 About My
Reviews
Before your read my reviews, you should read about
my porn preferences first.
That will give you an idea of how likely you are to agree with my opinions
and ratings. I always welcome
feedback, good or bad, about the content of my reviews.
My adult DVD reviews generally fall into two types of reviews, Full
Reviews and Brief Reviews:
Full Reviews
These reviews make up the majority of the reviews that I've done.
They feature fairly comprehensive critiques, including likes, dislikes, and
recommendations. There's also a plot or scene summary (although I try
to avoid giving 'play by play' recaps of the action) and notes on DVD extras
and quality.
In Feb. 2001, I changed to a more visually-appealing and hopefully
informative format for my reviews and also began to add screen shots from
the DVDs. I'm slowly going back to reformat and revise older reviews,
but I will take me some time to do that. These changes added a sidebar
on the left that contains information on the title, such as director,
running time, special features, other title recommendations, themes or
fetishes, target audiences (new), and replay value (new). Finally, where
possible, I've included representative screen shots taken using my DVD-ROM
drive. The older reviews are flagged in the index below with an 'O' in
the notes bracket, while newer ones have an 'F' (for 'F'ull).
Truly excellent DVDs get special recognition via my
Visionary Awards, which I give
based on outstanding sexual content, story/concept, DVD features, or DVD
quality. Look for a 'V' in the notes bracket.
Brief Reviews
Here's a perfect example of how true my tag line, "So Much Porn, So
Little Time" is: I once said that I wasn't going to do capsule
reviews, but I'm faced with a dilemma: I have more DVD's queued up for
review than I have time for. At my average pace of reviewing, the
backlog is about a year's worth of discs at any given moment. I'm also
constantly renting and trading DVDs, and I just don't have the time to do
full reviews on everything I run across. But rather than not giving
some feedback on a title if I can't do a full review on it, I thought it
would be helpful to give at least some information. So I've decided to
write brief reviews on selected DVDs -- hopefully that will help clear
some of my backlog and let me focus my full reviews on especially good
titles (they are the ones that usually take the most time to watch and
review). These mini-reviews are necessarily less detailed than my full
reviews, especially in the "What's It About" section, but should give you
and idea of why I liked or didn't like the video. Brief reviews are
denoted below with a 'B' in the notes bracket.
Review Index
My reviews are grouped by star rating, then listed alphabetically.
The format is title (hyperlinked to the review), studio in parenthesis, the
date the review was first posted, and notes in brackets. The notes
legend is: F=Full Review (new format), O=Old-Style Full Review,
B=Brief Review, SS=Screen Shots, and V=Visionary
Awards with the number of Visies earned immediately following (maximum
of 4 Visies possible).
|
5-Star
Rated DVDs ("Best") |
Euphoria (Wicked) - 9/19/02 [F, SS, V-3]
The Fashionistas (Evil Angel) - 2/24/03 [F, SS, V-4]
Insatiable (i-Candy) - 1/15/00 [O, V-3] |
Private: Millennium (Private) - 4/13/00 [F,
SS, V-2]
Tanya Hyde's Twisted Dreams (Private) -
3/2/00 [F, SS, V-1]
Zazel (Metro) - 12/7/99 [O, V-2] |
|
4.5-Star Rated
DVDs ("Exceptional") |
Crossroads (Wicked) - 4/25/02 [F, SS, V-2]
Dream Quest (Wicked) - 7/22/02 [F, SS]
Fashion (Private) - 3/5/02 [F, SS, V-1]
Flesh Hunter 2 (Evil Angel) - 3/30/03 [F, SS]
Flesh Hunter 4 (Evil Angel) - 9/9/03 [F, SS, V-1] |
Grrl Power! (Hustler) - 3/12/02 [F, SS]
Hard Edge (Studio A) - 11/21/03 [B, SS]
New Wave Hookers 6 (VCA) - 2/16/01 [F, V-2]
Ritual (VCA) - 1/3/00 [O, V-2] |
|
4-Star Rated DVDs
("Very Good") |
Action Sports Sex 1 (Vivid Raw) - 1/20/00
[O]
Amazing Sex Talk (Metro) - 8/9/02 [F, SS]
Barely Legal 12 (Hustler) - 2/8/02 [F, SS]
Belladonna's Evil Pink (Evil Angel) - 9/2/03 [F, SS]
Blonde & Brunettes (Studio A) -
8/11/03 [B, SS]
The Bride of Double Feature (Wicked) - 5/13/03 [F, SS]
Cashmere (VCA) - 3/15/03 [F, SS]
Café Flesh 2 (VCA) - 8/31/02 [F, SS]
Crazed (Wicked) - 1/29/00 [F, SS]
Cum Drippers 3 (Red Light District) -
11/7/02 [F, SS]
Cum Dumpsters (Red Light District) -
3/24/03 [B, SS]
Cum Dumpsters 2 (Red Light District) -
1/19/04 [B, SS]
Devon Stripped (Digital Playground) -
6/18/03 [F, SS, V-1]
Debauchery (Diabolic) - 3/14/00 [O]
Debbie Does Dallas (NuTech) - 2/28/02 [F,
SS]
Decadence (Studio A) - 4/25/04 [B,
SS]
Deep Throat This 11 (Digital Sin) - 7/18/03 [B,
SS]
Deep Throat This 13 (Digital Sin) - 1/11/04 [B,
SS]
Diva Girls (VCA) - 3/5/00 [O]
Dyanna Presents: Vivid's Virtual Vixens
(Vivid) - 12/27/99 [O]
Electric Sex (Digital Sin) - 1/8/00 [O]
Emerald Rain (Adam & Eve) - 3/24/03 [B,
SS]
Femme 2 (Vivid Raw) - 1/30/00 [O]
Freshman Fantasies 1 (Digital Playground) -
1/9/00 [O] |
Fresh Meat 10 (Evil Angel) - 11/11/02 [F,
SS]
Girl Show 2 (Pandora) - 1/31/03 [F,
SS]
Gladiator 1 Limited Edition Set (Private) -
8/4/02 [F, SS, V-1]
Heroin (Wicked) - 5/7/04 [B,
SS]
Hot Showers 2 (Hustler) - 7/2/03 [B,
SS]
Latex (VCA) - 7/23/02 [F, SS]
Marie and Jack: A Hardcore Love Story (Comstock
Films) - 2/14/04 [B, SS]
MisSpelled (VCA) - 12/28/99 [B, SS]
Mondo Porno (VCA) - 5/9/04 [B, SS]
The Opening of Misty Beethoven (VCA) -
2/1/01 [O, V-1]
Pin-Ups 2 (Studio A) - 4/3/00 [F, SS, V-1]
Rush
(Digital Playground) - 12/26/03 [B, SS]
Secret Paris (Studio A) -
7/21/03 [B, SS]
Sex, Lies, & The President (NuTech) -
1/23/00 [O]
Talent Scout (Vivid) - 5/24/00 [O]
Tanya Hyde's London Calling (Private) -
9/7/02 [F, SS]
Titman's Pool Party 2 (Metro) - 2/6/00 [O]
Top 25 Adult Stars of All Time (VCA) -
1/7/00 [O]
Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women 2, The (Evil
Angel) -
12/15/02 [F, SS]
Up And Cummers 64 (New Machine) -
11/30/02 [F, SS]
Voyeur 12, The (Evil Angel) -
12/27/03 [F, SS]
Weapons of Ass Destruction 2 (Evil Angel) -
5/18/03 [F, SS]
Wild Goose Chase (Evil Angel) -
12/22/03 [B, SS] |
|
3.5-Star
Rated DVDs ("Good") |
Asian Hoze (Metro) - 10/12/03
[B, SS]
Barely Legal 38 (Hustler) - 12/5/03
[B, SS]
Becoming Georgia Adair (Ninn Worx) - 7/11/03
[F, SS]
Buttman's Big Butt Backdoor Babes 3 (Evil
Angel) - 11/16/03
[F, SS]
California College Student Bodies 25 (Xplor) -
5/7/04
[F, SS]
Caribbean Undercover (Ultimate) - 4/17/00
[O]
Coming to Beverly Hills (NuTech) - 7/22/02
[F, SS]
Fresh Meat 8 (Evil Angel) - 6/28/03 [F, SS]
Fever (Private) - 3/2/03
[F, SS]
The Gang Bang Girl 17 (Anabolic) - 8/3/02
[F, SS]
Hand Job Hunnies 4 (Metro) - 11/30/02
[B, SS]
Immortal (Jill Kelly) - 12/22/02
[B, SS]
Iron Maidens (Diabolic) - 3/31/03
[F, SS]
John Leslie's Dog Walker (Evil Angel) - 3/1/03 [F, SS] |
Mass Appeal (OGV) - 5/28/01 [F, SS]
Pretty Peaches 3 (VCA) - 1/22/00 [O]
Private DVD Sampler 3 (Private) - 3/16/02
[F, SS]
Puritan Video Magazine 24 (Legend) - 3/11/02
[F, SS]
Real College Girls 2 (Hustler) - 5/17/03 [F,
SS]
Real College Girls 3 (Hustler) - 7/24/02 [F,
SS]
Rocco: Animal Trainer 12 (Evil Angel) - 7/14/03 [F,
SS]
Scottish Loveknot: Collector's Edition, The (Private) -
1/18/04 [F,
SS]
Service Animals 13 (Evil Angel) - 6/28/03 [F,
SS]
Seven Deadly Sins (Vivid) - 1/17/00 [O]
Video Virgins Gold 4 (Digital Sin) - 3/31/03 [B,
SS]
Voyeur's Favorite Blowjobs and Anals 3, The (Evil
Angel) - 12/26/03 [F,
SS] |
|
3-Star
Rated DVDs ("Above Average") |
American Vintage 2 (Twisted Transmissions) - 11/1/03 [B, SS]
Ass Angels 1 (Adam & Eve) - 11/29/02 [F, SS]
Barely Legal 20 (Hustler) - 6/13/03 [B, SS]
Breeders (Metro) - 12/27/99 [O]
Bring 'Um Young 8
(Anabolic) - 12/20/02 [F, SS]
Coming to Beverly Hills Too (NuTech) - 11/18/01 [F, SS]
Crack Her Jack 1 (Evil Angel) - 9/7/03 [F, SS]
Dinner Party, The (Ultimate) - 1/10/00 [O]
Falling From Grace (Wicked) - 6/26/03 [B,
SS]
Finally Legal 2
(Metro) - 2/27/01 [O]
The Gang Bang Girl 29 (Anabolic) -
4/9/03 [B, SS]
Hot Dallas Nights
(VCX) - 1/19/04 [B, SS]
Hell on Heels
(Wicked) - 8/15/02 [F, SS]
House of Dreams (DaViD) - 3/12/00 [O]
La
Blue Girl 3 & 4 (NuTech) - 11/15/02 [F, SS]
Lesbian Cheerleader Squad (Jim Gunn) -
6/1/00 [O] |
Lost Innocence "Auditions" (DVSX) - 5/9/03 [F, SS]
Masseuse 2 (Vivid Wave) - 3/5/00 [O]
Private: Cumshot De Luxe 2 (Private) -
1/2/02 [F, SS]
Private DVD Sampler 1
(Private) - 2/9/02 [F, SS]
Real Sex Magazine 27
(Digital Sin) - 5/4/02 [F, SS]
Real Sex Magazine 30
(Digital Sin) - 5/21/01 [F, SS]
Rocco Super Moto Hard (Evil Angel) -
3/14/03 [F, SS]
Romance
(TriMark) - 8/16/02 [F, SS]
Seymore Butts' Jamaican Me Horny (Seymore
Butts) - 8/12/03 [F, SS]
Shameless Desire (Future) - 3/12/00 [O]
Sin-A-Matic
(Vivid Raw) - 3/2/00 [O]
Size
Matters (Metro) - 2/4/01 [O]
Temporary Positions (Vivid) - 3/26/00 [F,
SS]
Tina
Tyler's Favorites: Blow Jobs 1 (OGV) -
11/6/02 [F, SS]
Titman's Pool Party
(Metro) - 5/5/02 [F, SS] |
|
2.5-Star
Rated DVDs ("Average") |
America XXX (Hustler) -
6/29/03 [F, SS]
BodySlammin' 2 (Digital Playground) -
1/12/00 [O]
Brat, The (Vivid Wave) - 5/31/01 [F, SS]
Café
Flesh (VCA) - 6/4/01 [F, SS]
Cherry Poppers: The College Years (Zane) -
6/6/01 [O]
Every Man's Fetish: 18 & Barely Legal (Leisure
Time) - 1/2/00 [O]
Extreme Sex (Vivid) - 11/29/02 [B, SS]
Fem Aria (Ninn Worx) - 4/14/02 [B, SS]
Femme (Vivid Raw) - 12/4/02 [F, SS]
Island Fever 2 (Digital Playground) -
8/11/03 [B,
SS]
Lone Star Virgins 3 (Legend) - 6/14/03 [B, SS]
Mobster's Wife (Vivid) - 11/16/02 [F, SS]
New Wave Hookers (VCA) - 1/10/00 [O]
Paige Shagwell, P.I.: Lust At Sea
(Pleasure) - 1/24/03 [B, SS] |
Playthings (Studio A) -
7/25/03 [B, SS]
Porno Vision
(Hustler) - 3/24/03 [F, SS]
Real Sex Magazine 44
(Digital Sin) - 7/10/03 [B, SS]
Sex Across America: 1st Stop Las Vegas (Adam
& Eve) - 11/29/02 [B, SS]
Shades of Sex 2 (Metro) -
2/11/03 [B, SS]
Sodomania 28 (Elegant Angel) - 2/13/00 [O]
Solid Gold (Private) - 7/6/01 [F, SS]
Taboo 12 (Metro) - 12/7/99 [O]
Teenage Twins (VCX) - 4/19/04 [B, SS]
Up And Cummers 66 (New Machine) - 8/16/02 [F, SS]
Virtual Sex (VCA) - 4/6/03 [B, SS]
Wet Dreams 2 (Metro) - 1/5/00 [O]
Who's
Your Daddy? (Zero Tolerance) - 4/7/03 [F,
SS] |
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